Artsy fartsy things
Wanna show your patriotism? This is where you get it. Or you could be lame and get some mass-produced basic ass shit . Whatever.
Whether it's a sign, a wall piece, or some weird abstract center piece for your table, I can make it. Maybe.
Sculptures are three-dimensional pieces that usually requires some sort of skeletal support and me saying "whatthefuck" throughout the whole process.
Like FORGED IN FIRE but way less impressive.
A set of forged BBQ tools to make you the coolest guy at your HOA meetings! You get a spatula, a two-pronged meat stabber, a pigtail meat turner thing, and some tongs. Pretty damn good deal if ya ask me, right Gary?
Ever wanted to eat like the badass warrior you wish you were? Do you want to WOW all your RenFaire pals with cutlery that would make even the Dragonborn proud? Or maybe you just wanna poke that annoying mouth breather who won't shut up about his level 9000 World of Warcraft character and how he totally PWNS everyone in PVP events? Well, look no further, I gotchu fam.
Comes in a set of 2 (fork & knife) ...maybe a half-assed leather pouch for all you dorky cosplayers.
You know what Stacy's mom would really like? A sweet customized bottle holder to hold her $10 bottle of white zin after those super exciting PTA meetings and being forced to listen to Karen bitch about how the barista at Starbucks got her Venti iced americano 5 shots decaf with almond milk, extra ice, 8 honey, 7 matcha, double blended, double cupped order wrong. Fuck you, Karen.
Oh, you want something custom? I might can make it.