Fucking Annoying Questions (FAQs)

What type of metal do you use?

I use 304 stainless steel for my art. Mild steel and aluminum are used upon request or for specific projects.

Do you offer discounts?

10% for all active duty, veterans, and first responders. HOLLLAAAAAAA!

What type of payments do you accept?

For the sake of keeping my transactions in order, I will accept ONLY Paypal, Square, business checks, and cold hard cash. I will not accept personal checks, your firstborn, or your shitty green bean casserole dish.

Do you do production work?

No.

Do you use CNC?

No.

Do you offer payment plans?

No.

Do you accept rushed orders?

You can't rush art, Brenda.

Why is your art so expensive?

With the exception of my flags, almost all of the work I make starts from scratch. I have to draw up a draft, make a template, transfer it to metal, cut the metal, grind the metal, and in some cases, paint the metal. Did you think it was magic or some shit?

Do you ever do events or craft fairs?

Sometimes! Check my EVENT page for more info!

Additional Shit You Should Know

Turnout Rate

Expect between 2-4 weeks from the time of deposit to receive your product. This keeps me from feeling rushed and losing my damn mind if I have a shitload of work to do. For large/detailed projects, expect the turnout rate to be between 4-8 weeks. I like to over estimate the time it will take. Most of them are turned out within 3 weeks.

Unforeseen Events

My work is highly determined by the weather. Please understand that if there is inclement weather for days at a time, I am unable to work outside because well, electrical equipment plus moisture just doesn't work well together.

Watch Out For The Pointy Ends!

Some of my work will have sharp, pokey ends. Don't go poking yourself, your annoying neighbor, your in-laws, the yappy Chihuahua your girlfriend brings over, your kids, or anyone else with it. It will hurt and I am not taking responsibility for your dumbness.

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