Fucking Annoying Questions (FAQs)

Do you offer discounts?

10% for all active duty, veterans, and first responders. HOLLLAAAAAAA!

What type of payments do you accept?

For the sake of keeping my transactions in order, I will accept ONLY Paypal, Square, ZELLE, cash, and business checks. I will not accept personal checks, favors, souls, or lapdances (unless you're Channing Tatum)

Do you do production work?

No.

Do you use CNC?

Not for my art, no.

Do you offer payment plans?

No.

Do you accept rushed orders?

You can't rush art, Brenda.

Why is your art so expensive?

With the exception of my flags, almost all of the work I make starts from scratch. I have to draw up a draft, make a template, transfer it to metal, cut the metal, grind the metal, and in most cases, paint the metal. Did you think it was magic or some shit?

Do you ever participate in art shows?

Depends on what it is. Check my events page for more info!

What's with the colorful language?

How else will people know how mature and professional I am!?

Additional Shit You Should Know

Turnout Rate

Expect between 2-4 weeks from the time of deposit to receive your product. This keeps me from feeling rushed and losing my damn mind if I have a shitload of work to do.

Unforeseen Events

My work is highly determined by the weather. Please understand that if there is inclement weather for days at a time, I am unable to work outside because well, electrical equipment plus moisture just doesn't work well together and living in Florida is like playing Russian Roulette when it comes to work. It sucks and despite my sass, I am VERY grateful for your patience!

Watch Out For The Pointy Ends!

Some of my work will have sharp, pokey ends. Don't go poking yourself, your annoying neighbor, your in-laws, the yappy Chihuahua your girlfriend brings over, your kids, or anyone else with it. It will hurt and I am not taking responsibility for your dumbassery.

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