10% for all active duty, veterans, and first responders. HOLLLAAAAAAA!
For the sake of keeping my transactions in order, I will accept ONLY Paypal, Square, cash, and business checks. I will not accept personal checks, favors, souls, or lapdances (unless you're Channing Tatum)
Not for my art, no.
You can't rush art, Karen.
With the exception of my flags, almost all of the work I make starts from scratch. I have to draw up a draft, make a template, transfer it to metal, cut the metal, grind the metal, and in most cases, paint the metal. Did you think it was magic or some shit?
When I feel like they're worth my time, but otherwise, no.
How else will people know how mature and professional I am!?
Expect at least 3 weeks from the time of deposit to receive your product, unless Florida decides it wants to rain all three weeks, then I'm just pissed off I can't work. Don't worry, I'll notify you if shit comes up.
My work is highly determined by the weather. Please understand that if there is inclement weather for days at a time, I am unable to work outside because well, electrical equipment plus moisture just doesn't work well together and living in Florida is like playing Russian Roulette when it comes to work. It sucks and despite my sass, I am VERY grateful for your patience!
Some of my work will have sharp, pokey ends. Don't go poking yourself, your annoying neighbor, your in-laws, the yappy Chihuahua your girlfriend brings over, your kids, or anyone else with it. It will hurt and I am not taking responsibility for your dumbassery.